I am totally, majorly, butt-crazy in love with Josh!
You see us as you want to see us… in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.
So, okay you’re probably going, “Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?” - but seriously I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl. I mean I get up, I brush my teeth, and I pick out my school clothes.
“This Josh and Tai thing was wigging me more than anything. I mean, what was my problem? Tai is my pal! I don’t begrudge her a boyfriend. What does she want with Josh, anyway? I mean, he dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he’s not even cute in a conventional way. I mean, he’s just like this slug that hangs around the house all the time! Ugh! And he’s a hideous dancer, couldn’t take him anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing about? This is like, Josh. Okay, okay…so he’s kind of a Baldwin. What would he want with Tai? She couldn’t make him happy. Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes - in case he ever makes any…Oh my god! I love Josh! I’m majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!”